[Verse One:]
I'm the type of nigga that's built to last
You can fuck my bitch I'll put my foot in yo' ass
Turn ya ass around and let my fists go to town
You think I missed, trick? Nah, I wantcha bent over my shit
And I'll show ya how a cowboy rides

When I break your world, I check my girl.
She's on her knees sayin' "no baby please"
I grab my piece and let one fire as she tries to hide
I laugh but my eyes never think to smile
Lips curled up but a tear rollin' down
My piece is chrome clean and smokin'
I'm bruised .............. never broken


[Hook:]
No being alive fucks a guy like me
They can have sex with a guy like me
They can chill with a guy like me
But if you try to chill a guy like me
You'll have to be killed by a guy named me


[Verse Two:]
A few days later I'm ridin' in a long black limo
Knowin' I'll prolly spend the next ten years on death row
But I don't really care, it's kind of like a dare
All that really matters is your head in tatters
In the little wooden box and your body lined in chalk
On the two thousand dollar rug your beau had bought

Somewhere deep in my mind I know that this is the last time
I'll ever be in the same ride as you, I wish I'd died wit' you
But no matter how hard I laugh, I know it isn't funny
Baby girl you know you had it coming, cuz


[Hook:]
No being alive fucks a guy like me
They can have sex with a guy like me
They can chill with a guy like me
But if you try to chill a guy like me
You'll have to be killed by a guy named me


[Verse Three:]
The results came back from the lab today: they think it's murder
I asked the mortician what he thinks: he asks were you a squirter
I told the old guy that you left a big stain on the carpet
He seemed really interested when I said you weren't the only target
We said this before I put air in his veins via syringe
Because maybe I'm on a slightly hell-bent binge but
The only man allowed to touch you is a guy like me.